Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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