I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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