would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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