2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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