hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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