Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize
