yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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