Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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