Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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