i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
he was CRYING into my vagina
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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