why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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