For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
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