Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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