There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
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