David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
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