Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
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