there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
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