Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
My breasts were aching with rage.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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