Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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