i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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