My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
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