i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
home. puking in laundry basket.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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