why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
he just fucked me for my cheese..
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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