my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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