Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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