Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
Randomize