Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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