You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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