The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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