Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
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