What a fucking waste of an outfit
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
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