What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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