69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
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