don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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