Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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