Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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