We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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