You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
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