Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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