What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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