Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
