Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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