If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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