I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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