NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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