His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
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