you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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