Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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