Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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