im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
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