nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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