why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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