I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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