I'm gonna have a badass scar
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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