Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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