You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
My vagina is officially offended.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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