I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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