their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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