Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
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